| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Words per line | Last seen | Random quote |
| 1 |
owlshimy | 283408 |     | 1949324 | 6.9 | 95 days ago | "ie seen them go for like thousands at some point" |
| 2 |
Frequent | 270166 |     | 1748899 | 6.5 | today | "i see this atari 2600 woodgrain edition in its box for 50 bucks" |
| 3 |
Jason | 221551 |     | 1535067 | 6.9 | today | "and the manifold gasket still needs to be replaced" |
| 4 |
SKORP | 192546 |     | 1644064 | 8.5 | today | "LISTEN JUST ASSUME I DELETED EVERYTHING WITH MIRC IN THE NAME" |
| 5 |
Asif | 106510 |     | 562611 | 5.3 | 9 days ago | "ARE YOU GOING TO CALL ME AN IDIOT IF I SAY I DONTK NOW" |
| 6 |
spigety | 92975 |     | 636765 | 6.8 | 203 days ago | "they have like virtually every single length possible" |
| 7 |
Corson | 88484 |     | 513852 | 5.8 | today | "LETS BUILD AN AIRSHIP, LIKE FROM FINAL FANTASY 6" |
| 8 |
Spider | 80431 |     | 500524 | 6.2 | 95 days ago | "CAUTION CORSON TOOLZ 3.0 BY DA MAN HAVE TARGETED YOU" |
| 9 |
owl | 78252 |     | 625391 | 8.0 | today | "I HAVE A TAMPON SHE USED LAST WEEK IN MY WALK-IN FREEZER" |
| 10 |
Osmium | 66336 |     | 511692 | 7.7 | 690 days ago | "that guy who set him up probably stole it and gave it to them" |
| 11 |
mrtanooki | 49783 |     | 276380 | 5.6 | 97 days ago | "IS IT BECAUSE MICROSOFT ESSENTIALS DETECTS IT AS VIRUS" |
| 12 |
Azrael | 43983 |     | 253614 | 5.8 | 53 days ago | "i am broke, i couldnt afford this months SWTOR aha" |
| 13 |
distorbiant | 42800 |     | 207109 | 4.8 | 1908 days ago | "I would like to know why my identd isn't working" |
| 14 |
djancak | 40167 |     | 248061 | 6.2 | 81 days ago | "damn do they have fucking soldering guns in there" |
| 15 |
Salia | 34956 |     | 145436 | 4.2 | 70 days ago | "god no..i did have that domain for more then 10 years" |
| 16 |
precarious | 34222 |     | 261712 | 7.6 | 29 days ago | "so this is like the fast lane for people who can afford it" |
| 17 |
Osmium_Ninja | 34041 |     | 246939 | 7.3 | 2612 days ago | "make you dance upon the table with fables of burning souls" |
| 18 |
JubeiSaotome | 32404 |    | 193031 | 6.0 | 1911 days ago | "i am listening to a 17 year old girl gamer retro hip hop duo" |
| 19 |
Mizterie | 30250 |     | 178726 | 5.9 | 745 days ago | "as far as the injecting goes, i really don't know" |
| 20 |
SuperNick | 29081 |     | 171711 | 5.9 | 229 days ago | "a few people had their consoles bricked from it" |
| 21 |
cim | 26505 |     | 175536 | 6.6 | 1027 days ago | "it gets pretty hot in september, the warmest month" |
| 22 |
Mafukie | 26047 |     | 166595 | 6.4 | 26 days ago | "when you can't dupe whale plates is when I quit" |
| 23 |
Diefool | 18865 |     | 88243 | 4.7 | 97 days ago | "*adds ing to your word and gets tripple score*" |
| 24 |
diefoolz | 18036 |     | 97432 | 5.4 | 1965 days ago | "they charge my CC but say the order couldent go through" |
| 25 |
PHANTOM | 16633 |     | 74776 | 4.5 | 194 days ago | "well it happens when i am not playing games as well" |
| 26 |
orville_skinny | 16459 |     | 126641 | 7.7 | 999 days ago | "what vagina are you getting TELL ME THE WHOLE STORY" |
| 27 |
ShadowFox | 16220 |     | 87905 | 5.4 | 682 days ago | "which was even more retarded but no one listens to me" |
| 28 |
mrtanuki | 15714 |     | 103539 | 6.6 | today | "later on in the game you can press 3 and then right click" |
| 29 |
Kreep | 11623 |    | 69395 | 6.0 | 3404 days ago | "that trainer looks homosexual LIKE UHH CORSON I GUESS" |
| 30 |
Super_Dragon | 11143 |     | 86440 | 7.8 | 2082 days ago | "he doesn't look super old so it is hard to tell" |
| 31 |
Centra | 10832 |     | 84874 | 7.8 | 2 days ago | "like people from wwe I think there were like 10 of them" |
| 32 |
Trulz | 10720 |     | 64376 | 6.0 | 277 days ago | "I'm playing on asif's account on another server" |
| 33 |
Freq | 10647 |     | 67878 | 6.4 | 161 days ago | "and the fucking guy ended up losing all his finger" |
| 34 |
RetardShimy | 7664 |     | 51539 | 6.7 | 1328 days ago | "they get mad tall and skinny with giant brains" |
| 35 |
jason-work | 7454 |   | 33682 | 4.5 | 2 days ago | "and run msconfig when your mouse doesnt work in tribes" |
| 36 |
hsif | 6575 |     | 35256 | 5.4 | 3215 days ago | "Viper used to try to get taxes from me, for baddy taxes" |
| 37 |
WaaX | 6508 |     | 35755 | 5.5 | 214 days ago | "but the doctor needed to know if it was 2ci or 2ce" |
| 38 |
joe | 6114 |     | 34891 | 5.7 | 373 days ago | "you should kill your neighbors parrot and eat it" |
| 39 |
tnuki | 6056 |     | 39837 | 6.6 | 206 days ago | "and then use ge.tt and then lol can't download" |
| 40 |
Galen | 5564 |     | 35489 | 6.4 | 68 days ago | "http://evilincarnate.net/evil-- images/soul1.jpg" |
| 41 |
mitchell | 5080 |     | 22942 | 4.5 | 1919 days ago | "http://www.cutfromcloth.com/sh- owproduct.aspx?productID=18710- 3" |
| 42 |
Hera | 4874 |    | 24820 | 5.1 | 442 days ago | "WHEREAS HERE EVERYBODY'S JUST FUCKING CRAZY AS HELL" |
| 43 |
`_` | 4840 |     | 31356 | 6.5 | 442 days ago | "haha the best is when gannon give link sa card like" |
| 44 |
andrew | 4785 |     | 34457 | 7.2 | 983 days ago | "cant get a fuckin group on my server until after 3pm" |
| 45 |
OtakuLink | 4663 |     | 29505 | 6.3 | 3344 days ago | "SUP SUP SUP ME DAWG BLING BLING SHOOT CAP BAM BAM HOOEZZZZ" |
| 46 |
xyzzy | 4370 |     | 36699 | 8.4 | 186 days ago | "SOUNDS LIKE I'M GOING TO send you a basket of fruit" |
| 47 |
Hawk | 4154 |     | 22859 | 5.5 | 2498 days ago | "most of these proxies say connection rejected that you gave me e" |
| 48 |
The_Golden_God | 4061 |     | 30868 | 7.6 | 986 days ago | "SOI HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YO UARE TALKING ABOUT" |
| 49 |
NothingXS | 3835 |     | 19845 | 5.2 | 62 days ago | "thought i'd share this because it reminds me of you" |
| 50 |
god_of_gods | 3813 |     | 21487 | 5.6 | 1138 days ago | "more like a master of fucking u pgrowing mushrooms" |
| 51 |
Ni_Ten | 3755 |     | 23226 | 6.2 | 1650 days ago | "You're a cyst in her ovaries, malignant and killing her" |
| 52 |
nooki | 3731 |     | 25142 | 6.7 | 277 days ago | "AND HE fiddle sticksING PUT ME OUT IN THE HALL" |
| 53 |
mrtanewki | 3721 |    | 22356 | 6.0 | today | "since i'll probably go schizophrenic from the adderall" |
| 54 |
djan | 3582 |     | 20601 | 5.8 | 827 days ago | "WILL YOU BE JOINING US IN THE STINKYBEAR SEMINAR ON NOV 1" |
| 55 |
jason_ | 3489 |     | 23942 | 6.9 | 487 days ago | "red dead redemption and heavy rain are awesome" |
| 56 |
potatowl | 3458 |    | 23279 | 6.7 | 2042 days ago | "so maybe the pictures are old and he lost weight" |
| 57 |
Floydian | 3124 |     | 12676 | 4.1 | 17 days ago | "why does he think the government will take his house" |
| 58 |
diefoolzz | 2977 |     | 15028 | 5.0 | 2049 days ago | "i havent tried it yet i was busy doing a bunch of bullshit" |
| 59 |
diefoolATWORK | 2945 |     | 15986 | 5.4 | 1968 days ago | "then i saw a saturn for like 1000$ and i was like EH" |
| 60 |
Satoshi_Kojima | 2924 |     | 24565 | 8.4 | 1469 days ago | "ONLY FAT PEOPLE HAVE HEART ATTACKS MINDLESS SELF CONfIDENCE!" |
| 61 |
lwo | 2835 |     | 21103 | 7.4 | 1178 days ago | "yeah good thing you dont know how i'm goign to kill you yet" |
| 62 |
Freqman | 2823 |     | 20056 | 7.1 | 478 days ago | "i am here with my dad now im not in the studio anymore" |
| 63 |
Spider[options] | 2740 |     | 17481 | 6.4 | 3418 days ago | "phantom this game sucks it crashed for no reason" |
| 64 |
XDaKreepX | 2725 |    | 14881 | 5.5 | 713 days ago | "right click then left click it makes some stupid noise" |
| 65 |
w0rm | 2593 |     | 14490 | 5.6 | 3002 days ago | "10+ is nothing when we have however many thousands over there" |
| 66 |
Digger | 2557 |     | 20203 | 7.9 | 143 days ago | "at the time it was like 1,000,000 for 15 bucks" |
| 67 |
Spijer | 2528 |     | 15714 | 6.2 | 3003 days ago | "i should take a new picture those are a couple months old" |
| 68 |
Eiko | 2480 |     | 16372 | 6.6 | 2122 days ago | "its nice when volume is slow cause my facility early releases" |
| 69 |
DILLIES | 2446 |    | 26478 | 10.8 | 601 days ago | "Section 4. Information about Donations to the Project Gutenberg" |
| 70 |
Phantasm | 2404 |     | 12461 | 5.2 | 117 days ago | "he wasn't ever a bad guy man, I never got that from him" |
| 71 |
Daniel^ | 2358 |     | 8515 | 3.6 | today | "MASS EFFECT IS PROBABLY THE BEST GAME IVE PLAYED FOR YEARS" |
| 72 |
galen-w3rk | 2324 |    | 14145 | 6.1 | 2361 days ago | "they think you're too smart and will take his job" |
| 73 |
dsfargeg | 2239 |     | 14183 | 6.3 | 124 days ago | "i'mi soaking myself in rubbing alcohol to kill the germs" |
| 74 |
Cordyceps | 2167 |     | 15521 | 7.2 | 1269 days ago | "LET ME BORROW 180 GOLD SO I CAN MAKE THIS STUPID MOUNT" |
| 75 |
NickSoSlick | 2140 |    | 9939 | 4.6 | 2906 days ago | "anybody seeeeeeen my babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" |