| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Words per line | Last seen | Random quote |
| 1 |
owlshimy | 283408 |     | 1949324 | 6.9 | 4 days ago | "WELL DAYUM HOSS THE TREE SITTY WONT MATE WITH THE OL TUBE" |
| 2 |
Frequent | 258036 |     | 1656675 | 6.4 | today | "like the psn store and shit, i could even get stuff from there" |
| 3 |
Jason | 201653 |     | 1409766 | 7.0 | today | "yeah both of those people probably dont even exist" |
| 4 |
SKORP | 182332 |     | 1565467 | 8.6 | yesterday | "I don't think I have watched the last 2 seasons" |
| 5 |
Asif | 105845 |     | 558942 | 5.3 | 2 days ago | "they are making hijabs illegal in holland soon" |
| 6 |
spigety | 92975 |     | 636765 | 6.8 | 112 days ago | "JSUT LIKE STANDING THERE WITH HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS" |
| 7 |
Corson | 85528 |     | 493934 | 5.8 | today | "HE IS PROBABLY WALKING IN THE WOODS OR MICROWAVING STEAK" |
| 8 |
Spider | 80431 |     | 500524 | 6.2 | 4 days ago | "my objective is to take vengeance upon the shimyans" |
| 9 |
owl | 70530 |     | 563652 | 8.0 | 464 days ago | "damn corson did you report the ugy on wow for calling you a homo" |
| 10 |
Osmium | 66336 |     | 511692 | 7.7 | 599 days ago | "I would refuse to find him guilty if it was his property" |
| 11 |
mrtanooki | 49783 |     | 276380 | 5.6 | 6 days ago | "Reply from 192.168.2.1: bytes=32 time=361ms TTL=63" |
| 12 |
Azrael | 43916 |     | 253216 | 5.8 | 184 days ago | "but seeing how well most people write nowadays" |
| 13 |
distorbiant | 42800 |     | 207109 | 4.8 | 1817 days ago | "hey asif did you know that foodlion is merging with walmart?" |
| 14 |
djancak | 39842 |     | 246071 | 6.2 | 2 days ago | "they don't see it coming and they can't scream" |
| 15 |
Salia | 34387 |     | 143277 | 4.2 | 2 days ago | "so he can buy the house alone, and i can walk without any debt" |
| 16 |
Osmium_Ninja | 34041 |     | 246939 | 7.3 | 2521 days ago | "everyone is coming to the victors chat all of a sudden" |
| 17 |
JubeiSaotome | 32404 |    | 193031 | 6.0 | 1820 days ago | "did you hear about the typo in tales of phantasia for gba?" |
| 18 |
Mizterie | 30250 |     | 178726 | 5.9 | 654 days ago | "but i don't pronounce it like a fucking italian dude would" |
| 19 |
SuperNick | 29081 |     | 171711 | 5.9 | 138 days ago | "damn last time i spoke to that son of a bitch was like 1999" |
| 20 |
cim | 26505 |     | 175536 | 6.6 | 936 days ago | "you will NOT infringe against my first amendment rights" |
| 21 |
Mafukie | 25929 |     | 165730 | 6.4 | 459 days ago | "yeah I want a new pc too, quad cores are pretty cheap" |
| 22 |
Diefool | 18865 |     | 88243 | 4.7 | 6 days ago | "its just a server people can connect to does chat and audio" |
| 23 |
diefoolz | 18036 |     | 97432 | 5.4 | 1874 days ago | "spider give me root again i will fix your IRC server" |
| 24 |
PHANTOM | 16633 |     | 74776 | 4.5 | 103 days ago | "should i look on the internet for the motherboard drivers?" |
| 25 |
orville_skinny | 16459 |     | 126641 | 7.7 | 908 days ago | "what vagina are you getting TELL ME THE WHOLE STORY" |
| 26 |
ShadowFox | 16220 |     | 87905 | 5.4 | 591 days ago | "and 'didn't want one that someone else had lived in'" |
| 27 |
precarious | 14697 |     | 120999 | 8.2 | today | "damn why not did they just all revoke the payment" |
| 28 |
Kreep | 11623 |    | 69395 | 6.0 | 3313 days ago | "great, distorbiant is the cockeral and corson is the shoe. go." |
| 29 |
Super_Dragon | 11143 |     | 86440 | 7.8 | 1991 days ago | "how next time we will put baking soda and vinegar in it" |
| 30 |
Centra | 10824 |     | 84814 | 7.8 | 91 days ago | "they have people standing there inspecting shit" |
| 31 |
Trulz | 10720 |     | 64376 | 6.0 | 186 days ago | "he is a cool dude but is autobiography was very boring" |
| 32 |
Freq | 10647 |     | 67878 | 6.4 | 70 days ago | "especially when you stop playing for a long time" |
| 33 |
mrtanuki | 9304 |     | 69452 | 7.5 | today | "################+'++'+++++++++- #################" |
| 34 |
RetardShimy | 7664 |     | 51539 | 6.7 | 1237 days ago | "whats funny about that is thats how most people operate" |
| 35 |
jason-work | 6795 |   | 30596 | 4.5 | yesterday | "the list of people who indirectly got the best of you" |
| 36 |
hsif | 6575 |     | 35256 | 5.4 | 3124 days ago | "i drew this last night, heh: http://maerlin.dereth.ac/fukd.- jpg" |
| 37 |
WaaX | 6508 |     | 35755 | 5.5 | 123 days ago | "i knew heath had a lot of 2ce and it was his favorite chemical" |
| 38 |
joe | 6114 |     | 34891 | 5.7 | 282 days ago | "AND THEY WERE BETTER THAN HAMBURGERS BY LIKE 9999%" |
| 39 |
tnuki | 6056 |     | 39837 | 6.6 | 115 days ago | "AND REPLACING MY FUCKING ROUTER CONFIG WITH HEAD10.GIF" |
| 40 |
Galen | 5556 |     | 35461 | 6.4 | 88 days ago | "I got bored with the game after playing it for 2 evenings" |
| 41 |
mitchell | 5080 |     | 22942 | 4.5 | 1828 days ago | "well we all know hes an usntable piece of shit" |
| 42 |
Hera | 4874 |    | 24820 | 5.1 | 351 days ago | "hey, owlshimy, what do you think about my application?" |
| 43 |
`_` | 4840 |     | 31356 | 6.5 | 351 days ago | "someone paste the url tot he virus jpg I AM TIRED OF THIS MAN" |
| 44 |
andrew | 4785 |     | 34457 | 7.2 | 892 days ago | "you have to wait until you get a little way into the instance" |
| 45 |
OtakuLink | 4663 |     | 29505 | 6.3 | 3253 days ago | "most of which I don't even listen to sometimes" |
| 46 |
xyzzy | 4370 |     | 36699 | 8.4 | 95 days ago | "I'M GLAD THAT YOU LITERALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND BASIC ECONOMICS" |
| 47 |
Hawk | 4154 |     | 22859 | 5.5 | 2407 days ago | "i should run out there with like a knife and a lycia mask on" |
| 48 |
The_Golden_God | 4061 |     | 30868 | 7.6 | 895 days ago | "reading about the input latency shit for some games" |
| 49 |
god_of_gods | 3813 |     | 21487 | 5.6 | 1047 days ago | "WHY THE HELL CANT YOU FIND THE OWN TORRENT LINK KILL YOURSELF" |
| 50 |
Ni_Ten | 3755 |     | 23226 | 6.2 | 1559 days ago | " RADEON 9550 Secondary (Omega 3.8.231) disabled" |
| 51 |
NothingXS | 3747 |     | 19290 | 5.1 | 874 days ago | "ARE YOU GOING TO PROVEI T WITH BAKING SODA AND VINEGAR BILL" |
| 52 |
nooki | 3731 |     | 25142 | 6.7 | 186 days ago | " BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE KIDS YOU'RE A fiddle sticksING incorrect" |
| 53 |
djan | 3582 |     | 20601 | 5.8 | 736 days ago | "who just sits in front of the TV all day watching CourtTV" |
| 54 |
jason_ | 3489 |     | 23942 | 6.9 | 396 days ago | "seriously like you cant fail the drivers test here" |
| 55 |
potatowl | 3458 |    | 23279 | 6.7 | 1951 days ago | "THERE COMES A MAN WEARING ARTICLES OF CLOTHING" |
| 56 |
Floydian | 3084 |     | 12493 | 4.1 | 427 days ago | "spider remember all those gifs i made for you?" |
| 57 |
diefoolzz | 2977 |     | 15028 | 5.0 | 1958 days ago | "i have dmgmeter going im doing like maybe 3dps more a second" |
| 58 |
diefoolATWORK | 2945 |     | 15986 | 5.4 | 1877 days ago | "he did it with an overhead projector and lcd screen" |
| 59 |
Satoshi_Kojima | 2924 |     | 24565 | 8.4 | 1378 days ago | "it will be dx10 only and then vista won't run it" |
| 60 |
lwo | 2835 |     | 21103 | 7.4 | 1087 days ago | "because they'er too stupid torealize their phone isn't vibrating" |
| 61 |
Freqman | 2823 |     | 20056 | 7.1 | 387 days ago | "and once she was drunk she would really piss me off" |
| 62 |
Spider[options] | 2740 |     | 17481 | 6.4 | 3327 days ago | "we should merge our computersinto a super internet computer" |
| 63 |
XDaKreepX | 2725 |    | 14881 | 5.5 | 622 days ago | "we were having a content, but gameo sucks at zelda3" |
| 64 |
w0rm | 2593 |     | 14490 | 5.6 | 2911 days ago | "http://media.ebaumsworld.com/i- ndex.php?e=trust.mp3" |
| 65 |
Digger | 2557 |     | 20203 | 7.9 | 52 days ago | "i dont have any money for new games, MW2 is boss" |
| 66 |
Spijer | 2528 |     | 15714 | 6.2 | 2912 days ago | "COPY AND PASTE WHAT I JUST SAID haha make them what the fuck" |
| 67 |
Eiko | 2480 |     | 16372 | 6.6 | 2031 days ago | "its nice when volume is slow cause my facility early releases" |
| 68 |
DILLIES | 2446 |    | 26478 | 10.8 | 510 days ago | "and the Foundation web page at http://www.pglaf.org." |
| 69 |
Phantasm | 2404 |     | 12461 | 5.2 | 26 days ago | "he wasn't ever a bad guy man, I never got that from him" |
| 70 |
galen-w3rk | 2324 |    | 14145 | 6.1 | 2270 days ago | "they think you're too smart and will take his job" |
| 71 |
dsfargeg | 2239 |     | 14183 | 6.3 | 33 days ago | "there's probably some shit in there that doesn't belong" |
| 72 |
Cordyceps | 2167 |     | 15521 | 7.2 | 1178 days ago | "and I'm not Talking about the Kind Santa ClausRides On" |
| 73 |
NickSoSlick | 2140 |    | 9939 | 4.6 | 2815 days ago | "but still, I've got many years ahead of me.. i hope" |
| 74 |
Daniel^ | 2137 |     | 7733 | 3.6 | 2 days ago | "just because its not a thing doesn't meant it doesn't breathe" |
| 75 |
DirtyOldShimy | 2116 |    | 13734 | 6.5 | 1290 days ago | "damn i HUNGER FOR FOODSTUFFNUMNUMS BUT lol dont want to eat" |